tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post7645750594724641537..comments2023-11-06T19:32:54.152-05:00Comments on Cricket And Porcupine: Moose And MoochCrickethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07584174478393760131noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-22513533005255595292011-03-23T13:39:51.708-04:002011-03-23T13:39:51.708-04:00Hahahaha! That's wonderful, Cricket.
Allow ...Hahahaha! That's wonderful, Cricket. <br /><br />Allow me to share one from the other side of the counter. My son works two jobs at present, trying to save up money so that he can't live my dreadful self next year, as he goes to school. I wish him well...and he works at the Marriot and at a Wendy's nearby. Ah, to twenty and unskilled. It's sucks. <br /><br />So it happened that a customer drove through the drive-thru, that my son was not working, ordered a sandwich without cheese, but received one with. <br /><br />This was an affront of such great magnitude that this individual arrived home, perceived the offending cheese, and drove back...where he stomped inside, found Flint, the first handy employee, and began to scream like Ox stuck in tar for no less than ten minutes. Flint, as he had been instructed to say, kept repeating, "I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get a manager?" <br /><br />After having pointed out that he was very sorry, and was not working the drive-thru(said drive-thru employee made the valiant choice of quitting on the spot and fleeing out the back door, wise lad). <br /><br />Scream, scream, shout shout. This man managed a restaurant he claimed and if that had happened in HIS restaurant there would be free food, drink and more of the same for the NEXT time someone came in. This goes on for ten minutes, everyone is staring at the freaky shouting man with growing apprehension. He finally takes his remade sandwich, and stomps off in a huff. <br /><br />Everyone in the vicinity, customers all of them, start asking Flint if he's okay and everyone is very kind to him. A kid his age comes stomping up and and says, cheeks puffed out, mock screaming for emphasis: <br /><br />"My sandwich had cheese on it, and now I'm going to cut your balls off!" <br /><br />And the entire place bursts out laughing. <br /><br />I'm pretty sure that cashier had met cheese guy in a different incarnation to handle that with such aplomb :-)Land of shimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15671954452597068904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-41761338204490810812011-03-16T21:26:43.878-04:002011-03-16T21:26:43.878-04:00lol! That beats when my step daughter asked her fa...lol! That beats when my step daughter asked her father for $5 - he said yes if she would hold the dog's collar and walk over the electric fence. She did, twice!larkswinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07945496247329378715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-24679540283438880962011-03-16T20:36:25.059-04:002011-03-16T20:36:25.059-04:00Here from Suldog's...you rule!Here from Suldog's...you rule!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-61820408721642569282011-03-14T16:47:28.507-04:002011-03-14T16:47:28.507-04:00Oh, to answer TechnoBabe, my guess is that mooch i...Oh, to answer TechnoBabe, my guess is that mooch is a writer for "the socialist worker", or a 'community organiser' for acorn or some such...johnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-9719340494441136242011-03-14T15:57:20.982-04:002011-03-14T15:57:20.982-04:00Now THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are...Now THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are!johnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-80334095029733560942011-03-11T22:43:22.972-05:002011-03-11T22:43:22.972-05:00bwahahaha! makes me think of the scene in :planes...bwahahaha! makes me think of the scene in :planes, trains, and automobiles" where the steve martin character finally looses his cool and goes on an f-bomb laden tirade agasint a car rental agent who then calmly tells him, "you're fucked."<br /><br />who needs a moral when you get a good laugh?limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-65757177279676923852011-03-11T17:55:39.992-05:002011-03-11T17:55:39.992-05:00Love it.. she's a gem.Love it.. she's a gem.Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-70006386317859951302011-03-11T16:31:38.918-05:002011-03-11T16:31:38.918-05:00Betty beat me to it - I love that cashier!Betty beat me to it - I love that cashier!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-28958496649403310292011-03-11T10:45:20.261-05:002011-03-11T10:45:20.261-05:00That cashier is my hero!That cashier is my hero!Bossy Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12568355839499622409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-85356097970142993402011-03-11T09:56:23.822-05:002011-03-11T09:56:23.822-05:00Good on the cashier. I like people who have quick ...Good on the cashier. I like people who have quick responses. The working did need to be just like you wrote it. Where is Mooch now? Head of a corporation?CiCihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08615265608675467505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-30882097709607329602011-03-11T07:36:45.276-05:002011-03-11T07:36:45.276-05:00LMOA...I just got up and this was the best laugh t...LMOA...I just got up and this was the best laugh to start the day off!! :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7041802843110274347.post-26325535584808211982011-03-11T06:37:33.270-05:002011-03-11T06:37:33.270-05:00That's the funniest thing I've read in mon...That's the funniest thing I've read in months! Lol.Elaine Denninghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10640829930815645105noreply@blogger.com