File this one under "w" for "wtf?"
So, I'm going to throw out my empty deodorant when something catches my eye. There on the back, among all the usual stuff about not applying product to broken skin and discontinuing use if a rash or irritation develops, not to mention using product daily for "best results" is the following:
"Contains odor-fighting atomic robots that shoot lasers at your stench monsters and replaces them with fresh, clean, masculine scent elves."
Um... yeah... ok. Wtf? I can picture the guys in the copy room now, like something out of Crazy People.
"Geez... I meant that as a joke but it got printed up like that."
Truth, fiction, and all that.
Wishing you and yours the happiest of Thanksgivings,
Cricket and Porcupine